it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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