I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
pray to the hookup gods
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
