i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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