Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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