so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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