i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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