if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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