I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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