Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
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