didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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