I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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