How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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