North Korea, Best Korea!
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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