So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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