My first STD was from a foam party
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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