My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
When are your genitals available?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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