i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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