worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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