i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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