put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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