Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm too high and old for this...
My feet surprised me
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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