Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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