we're blogging at a bar
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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