its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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