You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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