Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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