More tranny stories later!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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