oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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