how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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