Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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