The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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