kristin has been a bad kristin
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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