My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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