At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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