my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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