oh god the rape fog is back!
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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