I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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