So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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