What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Randomize
