Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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