We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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