The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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