I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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