I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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