the day after is always just damage control
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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