so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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