we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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