sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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