I hope mine doesn't look like that
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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