I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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