1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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